Oneca Hitchman
February 15th, 2010

After working with Chappell, Common, Alicia, and Kanye, John Mayer thought it was high time he offended all of them collectively and unequivocally with one ignorant, self-indulgent blow of his continuously nonsensical yet equally offensive mouth. Just in case you didn’t hear, Mayer’s full quote (in which he discusses whether he’s a ‘douche bag’) from Playboy’s Q&A reads:

MAYER: My two biggest hits are ‘Your Body Is a Wonderland’ and ‘Daughters.’ If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?’ And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass?

First of all, is this man illiterate? Like, what the fuck is he talking about? Mayer goes on to dig himself a deeper grave with his remarks concerning his views on black women versus white women.

When asked, “Do black women throw themselves at you?” Mayer replies:

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick. …I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s super hot and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, ‘Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.

Ok so David Duke is the former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and a strong believer in both racial segregation and white separatism and your trying to tell me that this is your dick, John Mayer? I must applaud you for being both racially and sexually degrading in one moronic swoop but really are you trying to pop some kind of sick-ass joke ‘cause I don’t get it. How about this, you are a vile, ignorant, self-indulgent, irrelevant ‘star’ whose most obvious purpose in this life is to demonstrate that posing as a self proclaimed intellectual, ‘soul’ music playing, celebrity-dating hipster, is even more hypocritical and revolting than it sounds given your obvious lack of basic social norms.

Just so we’re clear, given America’s diabolical history with slavery, when a Caucasian person uses the word ‘nigger’, they are historically, emotionally, and socially ignorant of their surroundings as well as insensitive to the fact that their slur directly associates their character to rape, slaughtered babies, burning crosses, and human savagery. Reclamation of the word as a neutral term in black culture was attested first in the American South, then later (1968) in the Northern, urban-based Black Power Movement. As such, since African-Americans were the body of individuals who, in this case, historically received race-based persecution, the same connotations do not arise when stated from their lips, as it would be asinine to associate the abuser’s behavior with the jargon of the abused unless as an apparent victim. Furthermore, the issue of ‘fairness’ in relation to ‘nigger-utilization’ is a moot desire that ignores the purpose of its role because, as any disenfranchised somebody trying to make the best out of a horrifying embarrassment will tell you, ‘nigger’ is not a privilege that Caucasians can’t utter, like being locked out of the cool kids club-house, it is an attempt at unification in the face of the shared historic experience of torture.

Lastly, it does not matter whether the given Caucasian individual saying the word ‘nigger’ happens to be friends with black people (this, in fact, may make it worse) because no matter how ‘down’ the Caucasian individual in question is, the blasphemous degradation will ultimately only serve to annihilate any possibility of real friendship between sensible individuals of different socially constructed race boxes. So, to be clear, white people using the word ‘nigger’ remind everyone (including deservedly offended black people, no matter how ‘cool’ you are with them) of white masters, KKK members, and bigots.

So as to depict all sides, Mayer tried to cop the plea via twitter writing:
“Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.”

About a half an hour later on Twitter, Mayer added to his apology:
“I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews…it’s gotten out of hand and I’ve created somewhat of a monster. I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don’t have the stomach for it. Again, because I don’t want anyone to think I’m equivocating: I should have never said the word and I will never say it again.”

Mayer sat for this Playboy interview weeks ago, where was his apology or retraction then? My point is, I don’t think Mayer was trying to be ‘raw’, I think he was just being himself and regretted being open about what he believes after (and only after) outrage ensued. It seems, John Mayer, that you have not even a shred of common sense. You are not bright, you are not clever and I really wish with all my might that based on this deserved public slander you never do an interview or open your boorish, deluded mouth, ever again. If, and only if, you shut up will I have any peace.

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  • John
    To all of the reactionaries:

    I don't even like John Mayer. His music makes me feel sad inside. Fathers be good to your daughters? Who the fuck are you sir?

    The reason I suggested O get a grip (maybe a harsh choice of words) is that she clearly CAN write well, and therefore should hold herself to a higher standard in terms of subject matter and the claims she makes.

    And yes, Don Cheadle calling his penis Adolf Hitler and using the word "kike" (last I checked the Jewish-American community doesn't typically invoke a double standard with this term as the blacks do with "nigger"), would definitely make me at least giggle.

    So. Just to reiterate. O can express herself way too well to be going on pointless tirades like this. If you like the subject matter of casual racism in the United States (quite obviously a popular issue), I'm just saying find a legitimate transgression before you write the piece. One.
  • R. Thomas
    Oneca I think this is an excellent article. John Mayer's interview with Playboy was pure and utter ignorance. Not only did he refer to his penis as a "white supremacist," but he failed to realize that, during the time of slavery and segregation black women were raped, and sexually brutalized by the same white supremacists in order to make them feel inferior. You never cease to amaze me at how deep you look into the subject that you are blogging. You are a great writer keep up the good work.

    Now I would like to respond to John who called your article "manic, nonsense and convoluted." The thing about being a writer is that you are allowed to have an opinion on the subject at hand. If you think that John Mayer's comments to playboy especially using the work "nigger" were just jokes then I am not sure what time period you are living in. Personally I don't know John Mayer and after his comments I could careless if his career "sinks or swims". Using the word nigger is not a joke! It was not a joke in 1852 when the United States Fugitive Slave Law was passed and Harriet Tubman helped guide runaway slaves further north to Canada. It was not a joke in 1955 when Emitt Till was brutally murdered for supposedly whistling at a white woman. The word nigger was not a joke when four days after Emitt was murdered Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a bus and helped spark the Montgomery Bus boycott where the work nigger was used by white officers releasing German Shepard's and fire hoses on African Americans fighting for their rights. The word nigger is not a joke in 2010 for the first time in history we have an African American president . Tell me something John (before you chose to tells someone to "get a grip" if they want to be taken seriously as a serious writer) would it be a joke if a Don Cheadle decided to use the word "kike" and refer to his penis as Adolf Hitler and then later laugh it off and say it was just a joke. Would you then think that was okay? What if Brad Pitt decided to use the term "gook" while discussing the Vietnam war, is that just a joke? Or how about the word "cracker" is that okay too? In my opinion I think that you are the one who needs to get a grip and realize that none of these terms are JUST JOKES, they portray segregation, slavery, rape, slaughter, sodomy, pain and suffering. Oneca my apologies for my long response but I felt that I needed to give a slight history lesson because apparently he NEEDED it. Please do not let ignorant comments discourage you from writing your opinion because I personally enjoy reading your blog.
  • Who are you John Mayer?!

    No one called him a racist in the article BTW.. but If calling your dick David Duke doesn't make you at least "a little racist" then I dont know what does...

    And you bring up playboy as if it mattered... are you assuming all playboy readers would be ok with this?

    If this dude is not a racist at the very least he is a very ignorant man who needs to take some time to explore outside of his confort zone (or that of his dick) in order to understand that we are all individuals and cant be lumped together based on any visual trait... or any trait for that matter...
  • John
    manic. convoluted. nonsense.

    this man is not a racist. these are jokes made within a playboy interview. get a grip if you want to be taken seriously as a writer.
  • nicbaslock
    At what point does the medium matter? How does it matter where a statement is made? Your somewhat uneducated sounding justification makes it seem as though you are rationalizing simply because of the place where it's posted, not actually looking at the content of what was said.

    More importantly, if you are going to justify his statement, what's wrong with a writer formulating whatever opinion they want, right, wrong or indifferent?

    In the writer's opinion, she feels that his statements infer that he is ignorant to how the world actually works, and correctly so, because they weren't really jokes. Jokes have a punchline. Jokes are meant to be funny. Even an edgy joke, no matter the content, is funny at some point. Even if he had chosen to use any other words, his further explanation makes no sense. Why would someone continue to elaborate, further, and further, digging himself a greater hole if he was just being "raw"?

    There are plenty of comedians who are "raw" but have a point behind their humor. I think the real question is, what was the point of him being so "funny" to people who read playboy? At what cost was his "humor" to him? Because if it was really only a misguided attempt to make a joke...I just can't see why he would have extended it so far. He didn't even say "oh, I was misunderstood" or even feebly attempt to do something like that. No, he just said "I'm going to stop being so raw." That's not really a worthwhile justification for saying in detail, the amount that he said.
  • Carol
    John:

    I like that you are willing to stand up for John Mayer as if you are his personal advocate. Truth is, we really don't know the artists we claim to know...we know what they produce and hope to make money from. That said, John Mayer might not be a racist, but he very well might be one! Either way, he should be schooled on the appropriate language to use when referring to personal issue like race and class!

    By the way, a joke is never a joke unless the person telling it believes a part of what he is saying is true....think on that! It explains why the joke might offend one listener (who is hurt by the "subtle truth" in the joke), and not the other (who believes that "not so subtle truth."

    You might want to get a grip, yourself....In this democracy, the Almighty John Mayer may joke if he likes,.....and the lowly Oneca may comment if she likes!
  • Cheryl Allen
    lol oneca...this is why i love you
  • Nic Baslock
    Interesting piece, but I think your best point comes near the end, as he attempted to "apologize". I think the biggest fear is him trying to pull the Michael Richards card and pretend like you said, they aren't his real feelings. He could stop using the word 'raw' as well. Ignorant, uneducated, obnoxious are the nicer of the words that should be used.
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